The way we switch between English, Swahili, and Sheng mid-sentence is actually linguistic excellence 👌
Twirie
3,303 posts
- I hate when matatus change their route mid-journey. How exactly am I supposed to find Afya Centre? 😩😩
- My Mpesa and I have an understanding: I don't check it, it doesn't ruin my day 😎
- Manifesting: a deep conversation in a café where the music is soft, the murmurs are distant, and the white wine is flowing. 🌚
- Nairobi love story starts with 'hi' and ends with 'who's this?’😂😂😂
- Why hasn’t Kenya produced a global tech giant despite being Africa’s Silicon Savannah?
- Replying to @_twirieJameni 😭 since this tweet imeenda mbali saaana... might as well shoot my shot! Tafadhali follow your girl for more vibes and mathogothanio 😂
- Kwani everyone in Kenya is either doing crypto, selling skincare or starting a YouTube channel? 👀
- Kutuma 'we need to talk' text at 11pm should be a criminal offense 😤
- Sunday naps hit differently! Who else naps at 3 pm and wakes up at 6 pm thinking it's Monday morning?
- The only way to survive in this economy is to accept that you're just a passenger in God's plan. 🙏
- Nearly died from choking on laughter during a Space... this app is out here trying to kill me. 😂💀

