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I see no reason why I can’t have everything I want.
jaani
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- iPhone owners with the flashing lights for notifications are the worst kind of people.
- My Uber driver was flirting with me so I sent out a “Calll mee” sos text. spent the whole ride listening to a fake emergency only for him to say “me see when you send out the text enuh. you coulda just say no” now we’re both sitting here embarrassed as hell 😭😭
- My coworker died yesterday and there's someone already in his position.
- took up the broom to start sweeping and said “hurricane cyah catch we with a dirty house” and people that’s when I realised I’ve turned into my mother.
- Replying to @_therewegome shame, him shame, the person on the call shame, everybody shame 😭😭
- So I'm standing and minding my business when this taxi stops. "Town?" So ofc I jump in the front seat. It's when he was driving off I realized that one: the car completely empty and there are pillows in the backseat instead of people.
- sometimes I hear a soca song and i'm like yes, this is why I'm alive
- We’re sitting in traffic with the windows down and a mad man fling him rag after me.
- Replying to @_therewegoAnyway. Idk Dwight's name but I'm sure he saved my life. Thanks Dwight.
- Tastees patties taste so bad compared to Juici’s. Y’all Kingstonians are weird af.
- Replying to @_therewegoThanks for taking awkward pictures of me while we waited for the taxi. Thanks for not asking for my name/number afterwards. You a real one.
- Replying to @_therewegoThe man said that he'd been watching me from I came outta the car and turned back so he could give me a ride. So I can't even chalk this up to coincidence.
