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Samantha
@_samiamm
Joined October 2013
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    as I was grabbing my Starbucks drink, a lady right next to me said “don’t you touch that” & I said “who the fuck are you talking to” & then I looked down and saw she was speaking to her child 🥲
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    when I wanna see you more than once a week
    How do you know you like someone?
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    It literally breaks my heart when parents are in such denial that their child has autism spectrum disorder. You’re denying them of services that they NEED & adding to the negative stigma
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    a fat ass >> clean house & food
    i got no ass but i’ll have your house cleaned and a meal ready by the time you get off work
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    “Innit” & “have you gone mad” >>
    British people snapped with “you lot”
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    You’re not a real fucker 🫵🏻
    Good sex lasts 15 - 20 minutes (foreplay inclusive). Anything after that is forced and a waste of time.
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    People saying there’s no benefit to being a good person scare me lol. Don’t come anywhere near me
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    never posted this from a few weeks ago.
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    that muscle pump after a great workout 💪🏼
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    watching S3E11 of the wire.. the scene of Stringer & Avon overlooking the harbor reminiscing about the old days & how far they’ve come while they both know they’re about to screw the other one over😭 this show is so good!
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