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robyn

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robyn

@_robyn_smith

🇨🇦 | I host actually fun SF events👇

San Francisco

Joined March 2022

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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 12, 2025
Hosted a spelling bee this week! After hosting a bunch of events in sf I think I had the most fun at this Thanks to the excellent judges @sparab22, @pratyushbuddiga and @hathwar607 @ruslanjabari and @fdotinc for the wonderful space and set up @KeatonInglis and
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Nov 14, 2025
If anyone feels like this for the low price of $100 I’ll have a 30 minute conversation with you and tell you exactly what your problem is
Jason (LFG!) 🇵🇸
@boomgoesthecan1
Nov 10, 2025
I am tall, kind, generous, funny, well-read and -traveled, great in bed, staunchly anti-misogynist, love animals, prioritize women, and make $250k a year And I have no prospects of romantic relationships and will almost surely end up alone
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 25, 2025
In sf, it’s important to have “tech friends” and “normal friends” Tech friends: - understand why you’re here - will inspire you to work harder Normal friends: - remind you the rest of the world doesn’t give a shit about any of the above - love a beer
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 16, 2025
I’m private on linkedin so that I can stalk my enemies from high school and make sure they’ve stalled in their big 4 consulting careers
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Jul 23, 2025
I feel like there's a huge opportunity for a "no algorithm" social media platform
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 2, 2025
Some uncontrollable dating requirements I have: - has a sister - from a matriarchal family - parents still together - played a sport at a high level growing up and continues to play recreationally now Stop worrying about height, start worrying about if they grew up well
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Aug 13, 2025
this is yall
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Apr 2, 2025
Decided to start sending a quarterly update to 103 past coworkers, bosses, family and friends I’ve received 20+ positive responses including people I haven’t heard from in years Everyone should write one, expand your surface area for luck
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Nov 6, 2025
Please build a brand online I’m begging you, this is hands down the greatest advantage I have in my career
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 3, 2025
Hot take but it’s not actually that hard for new grads to find jobs they just underestimate how hard finding a job is in the first place
StripMallGuy
@realEstateTrent
Sep 2, 2025
Wait is this a huge widespread problem in America right now? New grads stuck and can’t find jobs?
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Aug 12, 2025
A reminder to my 72% male following: you are not ronaldo and you do not get to date someone for 9 years before proposing
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
Aug 11, 2025
Cristiano Ronaldo has proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Georgina Rodríguez, and they are now engaged. They have been together since 2016.
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 13, 2025
I’m building the airbnb of cursor of notion for waymo
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Sep 1, 2025
I believe it’s more important to party as hard as humanly possible at a state school
Oliver
@olivercingl
Aug 31, 2025
I will skip highschool to stay in SF and build my startup at 17. Or should I just give up and fly back to my home country in 24 hours? You decide.
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robyn
@_robyn_smith
Mar 5, 2025
When sf realizes their waterloo pipeline is actually just a pipeline from like 4 high schools in Canada theyre going to go nuts
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