lordt please I feel like everyone can always tell when I'm pretending to be interested in men stuff on the couch and I gotta come up with something to say to not come off like a standoffish ahole
there are a surprising number of therapists that exist entirely to collect your fees, which for many people definitely aren't five dollars, and then kick you out of the office before the end of the first visit.
the other feudal lords (full-contact relatives) have denied my pleas. I kneel on the windswept sidewalk. *shakes fist at cloud* Gender! GENDERRRRRR (I do a little ersatz seppuku, covering the ground in red 40). my long suffering husband reads my death poem.
heyyy buddy it's my dog's birthday today and I am out of town so so literally looking for someone who's down to walk him for me today! (if you're down lmk asap)