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lana schwartz
@_lanabelle
writer bitch/freelancer/@newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @realpunknews + more/the books BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY & SET PIECE out now
the cynthia swann griffin crisis center for women
Joined June 2010
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    happy pub day to SET PIECE ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท
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    literally congrats everybody
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    chappell roan is why it's important we have talent who arent nepo babies - bc you know a famous director's daughter isnt gonna get up there and talk about health insurance!!!
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    you ever see a hot person and you're just like.....ok wow congrats
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    found my post vaccination plans
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    andrew garfield....the leonardo dicaprio of joseph gordon-levitts
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    they would have eaten her alive
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    barbie is everything. he's just ken
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    crossover event of the century
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    feels like the lede got buried that nathan fielder was at the mets game with......emma stone
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    my 10 year old niece just said โ€˜my guess is if horseradish were alive, it would be non-binaryโ€™ and she is going to absolutely slay on twitter as soon as sheโ€™s old enough
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    this is just to say that more companies should do this
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    happy the teacher from dazed and confused day