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harry
@_harrymcbeth
Patrick Roberts enjoyer. Foals forever. Once finished 8th in the world in FPL, somehow.
co durham he/him
Joined November 2020
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    Genuine question for Reform voters in the North East. What genuine tangible impact have the ‘boats’ had on your life?
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    She’s a 10, but can also play as a false 9 or out wide.
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    mad how ‘town’ means somewhere completely different to everyone
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    don’t know about you but i find this a little bit extra
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    You’ve essentially just tweeted nothing here.
    🔴⚪️👀 Sunderland are working to bring in new player… …but it won’t be Chuba Akpom from Ajax despite links, as there are other clubs in concrete talks.
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    Out here living my worst life rn.
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    Jean-Phillipe Mateta in the complete wrong era. He exudes Barclays.
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    “i once took a photo with some mates before a night out and became a huge twitter meme in 2021”
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    Yer boyfriends crying cause Tomori’s not in the England squad despite having never watched him in a live game of Serie A in his life.
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    Fuck off. Like sincerely. Fuck off.
    We are disgusted by the scenes in our great city tonight. In absolutely no way do we support these scenes of thuggery or street violence. Law & order is on the decline, and this greatly worries us all. If you wish to help clear up, please meet at 8am outside The Peacock.
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    I’m sorry seen enough discourse on this now and no one’s acknowledging the fact it’s just a flawlessly executed pun. Yer da is fuming but he’d be patting himself on the back if he’d come up with it in the pub.
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    Sorry the concept of buying a hotdog from a van outside of a football ground with the intention of javelining it into the home end is absolutely absurd and hilarious.
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    ‘someone talk x’ you are 18 years old
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    I have never seen anything more embarrassing in my life. Oh my word.