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Florian
@_fauxcus
opinions expressed are not of my employers
Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2011
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    Florian
    @_fauxcus
    Apr 21, 2020
    You ever pause mid text like yo.. why am I even entertaining this
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    Florian
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    Sep 8, 2022
    Replying to @fairymazee
    You know who didn’t turn 97
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    Florian
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    Aug 10, 2023
    Replying to @OkSoMik and @JeSuis_Prisca
    Man said you shoulda led with that! 😂
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    Florian
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    May 13, 2019
    This is the most ignorant shit I’ve ever seen. “Destined to a low paying career”... I’m an engineer that travels the world for free, in fact they pay me to.. and I couldn’t have done it without NSU. Behold. 🔰
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    Florian
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    Jun 25, 2019
    Me: drives 5mph Cops in Emporia:
    Breezewood
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    Breezewood
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    Florian
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    Sep 27, 2023
    Replying to @Zazamyodor and @Makkswell3___
    She can’t remember
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    Florian
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    Sep 7, 2022
    Replying to @gcpguersh
    When them scenarios come up in the actual job I LIED OK I JUS NEEDED MONEY
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    Florian
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    Jun 25, 2019
    I hate job interviews.. like this ain’t even really me bro what are we talkin about rn
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    Florian
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    Aug 19, 2021
    Replying to @RockkStarrrrr
    She 32 w a toxic shirt on lol
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    Florian
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    Mar 19, 2021
    Behold lol 🔰
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    Florian
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    Sep 27, 2023
    Replying to @_DPWEarl and @Amber__B
    Hit that open bar till it get shut down
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    Florian
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    Mar 31, 2020
    Tryna see this in 1913.
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    Florian
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    Jan 9, 2024
    Replying to @Choc0lateSweet_
    She part of the problem 😂
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    Florian
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    Oct 18, 2019
    1913 me.. expeditiously