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Dairy “Lolph Dumbgrin” McQueen
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Dairy “Lolph Dumbgrin” McQueen
@_eric_alexander
three trench coats stuffed inside a raccoon
Joined April 2009
- Replying to @GarfieldFanArtThey fucking killed Garfield
- Replying to @RaxKingIsDeadFBI on their way
- Replying to @RepDesposito @NYCPBA and 8 othersStreet gang behavior
- Elon as Adrian Dittmann free associating his internal monologue
00:00 - Replying to @esjesjesjMy head canon is that Musk turned down Trump’s Christmas invite by bluffing and saying he had “a family thing”, seethed alone for 24 hours, went on a bender; Trump got worried, tried to text him but got his apps mixed up and by then it was too late
- Replying to @galacticdadNobody: Guy: "You can't say anything anymore!" Same guy, given opportunity to say anything: "You know, you just... 😐"
- Replying to @vanillaopinionsOne guy can go stand in the middle of nowhere and suddenly the 200 square miles around him instantly turns red
- Replying to @lethalrejectionTook me a whole minute to realize that’s not his finger
- Replying to @traybim and @RaxKingIsDeadThis is like how every time in my 20s when I got hired for a customer service job and asked to come in at X o’clock for my first shift, I would ask what time the shift ends and I would get a reply like “a good employee wouldn’t ask that on their first day.” Why is it a secret???
- What if I did for 24 years
- Replying to @tulpapilledCheck the attic for memaws
- Replying to @CantEverDieBros are gonna get mad and then goonergate is gonna be a thing
- LBJ was the OG catturd