PinnedELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsJul 28, 2025false accusations of any kindWode Maya ®@wode_mayaJul 28, 2025As a MAN, What Scares you the MOST?24224214K14K67K67K3M3M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsJun 10, 2024“We were going to do it but it didn’t fit”😂😂the nerves! x.com/toxicityVi/sta…1.6K1.6K7K7K53K53K4.2M4.2M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsSep 29, 2025unrelated but there are somethings your woman would randomly say that will just settle your thoughts in that spot that she’s not going to be your wife.snipes.art 👨🏽🎨@_Sniip3rrSep 28, 2025When you don’t have a car and she tweets “late night drives>>>>>”GIF4734737K7K44K44K2.3M2.3M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsAug 12, 2025For your own sanity, be ruthless about your standards as a man.1581587.8K7.8K37K37K1.8M1.8M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsFeb 23, 2025And Toph wasn’t even shading 😹😹😹 the worst avatar by far, would have dismantled her in her prime 💯😹 Saobaun Fatai |People & Communication00:00Saobaun Fatai |People & Communication3053053K3K35K35K1.3M1.3M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsOct 20, 2025Even the album title is a bar. “The boy who played the harp” in the bible is David (Dave).SANTAN@Santandave1Oct 20, 20251711714.2K4.2K35K35K1.3M1.3M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsNov 2, 2024dogs are more loyal than women!Sugar🇬🇭@TiwaaAwuahNov 2, 2024Power banks last longer than men!8558555.7K5.7K30K30K1.4M1.4M
ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simonsNov 4, 2024“If you elevate your woman she won’t be available to other men and won’t cheat on you” He debunked that with lots of evidence 😂😂😂😂😂1.3K1.3K4.5K4.5K28K28K5M5M