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@_cuntasaurus
19 || Homestuck alt account but I also post about other stuffs || proship/shedtwt dni || professional lady bug bridge builder
- I'm never reading a fanfic again brah "She applied eyeliner to her organ of sight" you mean her fucking eye? the thing she sees with? The fucking eye of baul?????
- read a sentence from a fanfic that used "youre" as a literal "you are" ("how pretty you're") and I smiled so wide
- terrible typing quirks idea: English alphabet but its all shifted by one letter (ex. a--> b, b--> c, etc)
- instagram is so magical it let's me see things i never couldve imagined. Sexy black woman shooting ice ball
- Replying to @_cuntasaurusThe English language does not deserve respect for its bullshittery
- you can only put so much effort into a shitpost before it stops being a joke anymore
- being into homestuck when all of my friends (online and irl) despise it is making me feel like this
00:00 - i was going to class and someone was blasting this so loud on their headphones that i could hear it when i passed them and i nearly crashed my bike
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