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Cass
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- nurse drawing my blood yelled "we have a fainter" like really loud before anything happened which bothered me but then i did faint so it was like okay nevermind fair
- i went to buy a roasting pan and the cashier rang it up as being $4 and she frowned and went "that's kind of a lot for a roasting pan" and manually changed it to 75 cents
- saw a squirrel eating an acorn and it really made my day . just a timelessly classic situation
- hydroplaning is such a good opportunity to practice locking in
- upstairs neighbor discovered a new life hack which is that if he runs his water all over his floor he can flood my apartment
- this always gets me so good i cannot stop myself from laughing out loud when i see it
- i'm so glad that there is magical little creatures just messing around in the woodsCameraman found some tiny strange bugs dancing around a leaf while hiking. Someone please tell me what the heck they are?
00:00 - Replying to @BUNNlCULAtaking one look at me and being like this bitch is cooked i respect it
- girl at a party said i lost my juul i heard "jewel" was like woah interesting .......
- back in cowboy times i would have had a very clear and well defined role in society (get tied to train tracks)
- me and my friends kinda stopped partying and locked in really hard to our niche unprofitable hobbies
