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simone de bolivar
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- “the older you get, the more conservative you get” yeah if you’re a little bitch
- NYPD has located a can of Pringles left behind by the assassin in Central Park. Upon opening it, they found it was spring-loaded with a large toy snake
- these kids are braver than every idf soldier who has ever livedCowards are made in isr@el and courage is made in Palestine.
00:00 - feds hyping themselves up while writing luigi’s manifesto:
- i love that they said the casings had “gender ideology” on it and it was just “ur gay lol”
Comedy Central pulls “South Park” episode mocking Charlie Kirk after assassination- Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On November 30, 2024, Dennis Prager, of PragerU, my friend, died. He fucking died.
- zoomer guy at the bar: “have you heard of swans” other zoomer guy at bar: “is that like geese”
- okay i’m starting to believe the conspiracy theory that rich people are promoting using less water for the oncoming shortageTerry Crews On Shower Debate: ‘If you ain’t been sweating, you don’t need to shower’ ow.ly/nGzX102T6FK #WeGotUs #SourceLove
