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i do background laughter for all the podcasts.
- Your boyfriend is romantic just not in the way that gets strangers to envy you.My boyfriend isn't romantic. I've (mostly) accepted that. And while I love romance, it's not a non-negotiable for me. Especially since he's very thoughtful. Example: He rarely buys me flowers but orders many things I need, like my supplements, before I realize I need them.
- "You can hug me bro" "But but...your doctor status" "Dropped it..." "For me? 🥺🥺🥺"
- It's why the Yorobas say Ore Mi Tatatai believe in sleeping with my friends
- Liam Neeson don't you pray for your family???
- This is a face over which wars are fought. For which millions are condemned to die. On which rests a billion destinies. This is a face that men sail towards. That men sail away from. To behold or to protect. This is the last sunset, after which nothing is ever as beautiful.my Mom took this 🙈
- Lawyer in Nigeria is just a guy who knows 10 more latin phrases than the average joeGodswill Akpabio, a very senior lawyer of 37 years at the Bar, ought to know that he should not preside over a matter in which he has been accused. But not only did he preside, he went ahead to read the suspension notice that suspending his accuser. A proper circus!!!
- Osimhen and Omorodion. Is that a front 2 or the ballot for an Edo state governorship election🚨🔵 Chelsea could be still active on offensive players market even after Neto and Omorodion. Osimhen plans to leave but NO intention to reduce salary/accept straight loan. Chelsea still keen ONLY in case deal conditions/Osimhen’s stance change… as Napoli insist for Lukaku.
- It's time to go for House of Reps unc 💔D'BANJ TOBARI 🚨DROPS AT MIDNIGHT🚨
- Replying to @_ChamiiMACInclined to agree with everything you say you are so beautiful man🥺
- Hello guys, die hard DSS agent here. I can confirm everything he's saying is very true. We are in all walks of life. You'll think iya mojeed just sell pepper but she can do backflit and shoot sniper.There are DSS agents on your streets, living peacefully as your neighbors, selling in the market with you, going to work as your colleagues. You people underrate Nigeria’s security infrastructure and it’s always funny. Anyway, the fact that they’re underrated is a good thing
- Nigerian intellectuals (more like literates) are astigmatic to context. The 'President' you're talking about is Tinubu lol. The mere fact that we can all agree that declining to meet the president is risky for his NGO is the exact reason why that 'President' is untrustworthy.Someone like Tunde has to be meet the president when called upon o. Different work comes with different requirements/pressures, and none moreso than non-profit work where access to political office is read as impact and influence.
- When you're in the club hearing "Ayy Burna ma pa mi nau" but he's not doing legwork 😬🙆🏽🏃🏾♂️:
GIF - Just met two lovely igbo twins Chizaram and Chizorom and their lovely Chimotherboard












