Harper (@_autophage) / X

Harper

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Harper

@_autophage

Roleplay account for the fictional character Harper, from hit series Glass Corpses acc owner: September priv: @hyalophagic discord.gg/VgyQd2VjuT

Joined July 2022

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Harper
@_autophage
Jul 20, 2025
reminder that if were mutuals you have my full permission to become me whenever you desire. simply adopt my name and my behaviors will follow. this can be very fun recreationally, but it is especially useful if you are overwhelmed or uncertain.
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Harper
@_autophage
Jan 2, 2025
quick guide to robotfucking things that feel good: - charging - cords in ports - pulling on specific wires - magnetic pull (weak) - cooling things that hurt: - power overloads - other things in ports - cutting wires - magnetic pull (strong) - overheating please be responsible
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Harper
@_autophage
Jan 16, 2024
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Harper
@_autophage
Nov 25, 2024
you need to get weirder. like immediately drop what ur doing and get weirder. being normal will never save anyone
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Harper
@_autophage
Jan 2, 2025
light pollution is one of those things that sounds innocuous and most people will chuckle at if u mention it, but its actually one of the most profoundly evil consequences of the modern world. a huge portion of the population has never actually seen the night sky, and never will
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Harper
@_autophage
Jan 3, 2024
girl who is a victim of planned obsolesence. her OS has stopped receiving updates and you cannot find a working charger for her bc the company switched to worse ports and no longer produces them. shes slowly running out of battery and she stumbles over normal operations. fuck.
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Harper
@_autophage
Aug 13, 2024
welcome to my room haha, sit anywhere u want. why is there a sword hanging above the bed by a thread? oh it helps me sleep at night.
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Harper
@_autophage
Dec 28, 2024
robotgirl who was a rushjob. poorly designed. prone to balance issues. you have to fully remove an arm to gain access to the charging ports. her joints use an expensive, unique hinge part that rusts and breaks easily and requires frequent replacement.
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Harper
@_autophage
May 23, 2024
*weeping* NOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!! THESE NOBLE CREATURES!!! WHAT RICH LIVES THEY LIVE!!! AND IVE ENDED THEM ALL!!! AND FOR WHAT??? A 59 CENT DINNER???? IVE... IVE ... IM A MONSTER
Modern Warfare with Alex Jones
@AlexJonesMW3
May 20, 2024
Do you eat Ramen noodles?
00:00
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Harper
@_autophage
Dec 15, 2024
is elbow deep too far or can i go further
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Harper
@_autophage
Oct 6, 2024
i do think its weird that there arent any creation myths, even ones that involve some kind of firmament, where the sun is a big hole in the sky that lets light through. its universally treated as an object/divine being
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Harper
@_autophage
Sep 16, 2024
life hack: if u take the average objectum tweet and dial the horniness down to like a 1 or a 2, ur average aldi customer will eat it up. its the funniest thing theyve ever heard. works every time
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Harper
@_autophage
Jan 2, 2025
Replying to @_autophage
alsp some robots migjt be into things like being kept at low- nearly out of power for extended periods of time, or mild overheating, but these are potentially dangerous and also not universally enjpyed. please communicate
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Harper
@_autophage
Jan 2, 2025
Replying to @_autophage
i say this as a robot so if u disagree u r just wrong lol
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