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Matt 🗽
@__wehttam__
Brooklyn, New York
Joined June 2016
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    Found an old note my 5th grade math teacher wrote to my mom lol
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    Replying to @crackcobain__
    One wrong swing and that baby turning into tomato juice
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    Replying to @__wehttam__
    The teacher when I passed the test after only learning the lesson for 20 seconds:
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    Replying to @cornski
    Corn during math class:
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    Replying to @thaboyjozu
    When you get body-slammed, choked out, and thrown through a window by Ghostface and then the killer reveals himself to be a 5’4 16 year old white girl
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    Replying to @ter0me
    For people confused, Chris said this was Jada:
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    Replying to @crackcobain__
    This nigga was ruthless to Patrick for no reason
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    Replying to @ayedocc
    Tom loved him some chocolate tho fr…he get the nigga pass in my book
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    Replying to @__wehttam__
    “I explained the lesson to him for about 20 seconds. He then mastered an assessment on the material at the end of class.”
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    Replying to @xDaiablo and @CodeineFridge
    cmon man what did we do
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    Replying to @ayedocc
    Them quote tweets haunt me
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    Replying to @crackcobain__
    Nah cmon you aint have to remind me
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    Replying to @sadcrib and @kirawontmiss
    How you fuck up twice