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- I got a dm saying “I’m from the future , we’ve been married for 20 years. We’re arguing because you said our first date was a lunch date, I said the movies. Do you happen to remember? 😌” Lmaoooo yall getting creative.
- I wish bookmarks had categories lmao I don’t need to see allat rn.
- Your boyfriend of two weeks should not be around your one year old daughter yet. The hellyour boyfriend of two weeks should not bathe your one year old daughter.. 🤦🏽♂️
- Lmfaooo aye fuck you.why is it so hard to say rough twice in a row : /
- My friends asked for my email so I told them [email protected] they all yelled YAHOOOO????!! Do people not use yahoo or something?
- The Apple update where it ask the random number to leave their name and why they calling>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeahhh fuck nigga talk to my assistant!
- I hit them with the “you got McDonald’s money?!” My niece was like “you’re broke?” So now we’re at McDonald’s because girl don’t try me.Maybe I’m not ready for kids, I was supposed to pick my niece and nephew up 30 mins ago. Lord they gone have my babies on the curb 😭😭😭
- My mom told me a got a red light ticket and I’m like “there’s no way, I don’t run lights. I’m gonna fight the ticket in court” yall look at this lmaoooo yall think I can fight it? 😭
00:00 - I’m sorry but at least 5 going back.Woman announcing she’s pregnant with octuplets. She shared her sonogram showing all eight babies. 👀😳❤️🎉
- He’s a bitch. 1. You knew what you signed up for 2. You think cheating is hereditary 3. You like men 4. Your father is a bitch 5. You aired your dad business out and embarrassed your mom on tv just to not get married 6. You’re a bitch 7. Please see 6.You all I love black love I truly do but he was wrong for what he did to her 👇🏼😡
00:00 - Idk probably 1 of theseLadies what’s your “this her” picture?









