Lil Uzi Vert: Pink Tape is AOTY
Young Thug: Is you stupid?
Gunna: Fukumean
Travis Scott: Is you fucking crazy?
Drake: Y’all should prepare for my FAT D
In unison: Biggie was fat
Timeline cleanse. Show me the perfect album. Criteria:
- Cover
- Timelessness
- Flawless execution
- You can play it without skipping any tracks.
I’ll start…
It’s almost time!
We’ve survived criminals like Denzel Curry and JPEGMAFIA terrorising our ears.
Washed irrelevant old heads like Black Thought and Nas releasing boring lectures trying to recapture former glory.
But on Friday our saviour comes to save music once and for all.
I know haters will disagree but Fantano has helped a lot of young people upgrade their music taste from trash like Drake and Kanye to more respectable artists like Death Grips and JPEGMAFIA. Just because you don’t want to grow up doesn’t mean he has bad opinions.