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"...with all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world."
(C) Tinàshë. J
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(C) Tinàshë. J
@_Uncle_TJ
Erstwhile Zimbabwean. Effervescent burger enthusiast. Drinking from the fountain of youth. #COYG
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Joined April 2012
- I was walking infront of a lady on my way from the shops then suddenly turned back because I realised I'd forgotten something. The woman literally froze. I tried to reassure her but she couldn't even respond. She was shaking all over. Men and women inhabit different worlds.Walking at night and there’s a woman in front of you going the same direction is a top 5 most stressful life experience
- Replying to @MgciniNyoniYup, It's not even a difficult concept to grasp.
- They probably constitute 80% of all African writers established or otherwise. 😂 They also have a truly rich literary heritage. Born writers the lot of them.
- Condescension on Mugabe' face, disbelief on Museveni's and sheer, unadulterated disgust on Kagame's.A rare photo that shows the puzzled faces of Presidents Kagame, Museveni and Mugabe as they watch President Kikwete step down and hand over power in Tanzania 🇹🇿
- I grew up at a time when "Don't look at me like a sausage in the pan" was the most educated insult out there. That's how old I am
- Ivan Toney. We know it's you.MOROCCO HAS ELIMINATED SPAIN FROM THE WORLD CUP AND THIS BETTOR HAS WON A MILLION DOLLARS 😱 (via @PropSwap/@FDSportsbook)
- #AfricanBreakUpLines You cant 'balance' a bucket of water on your head .How will you then be able to 'balance' the family budget?
- They are so good it's almost unfair.
- African governments are literally organized crime syndicates, it's crazy.
- I retired from Zimbabwean politics after the 2018 elections for mental health reasons but clearly, Zim politics wasn't ready to retire from me. There's no way out. Ever. The situation doesn't allow it.
- There's a fella who used to refer to Kimpempe as 'Kimpanzee' 😐football twitter is definitely one of the most problematic parts of twitter💀💀💀💀-
- Guys be 27+ giving aesthetic ratings on women based off some arbitrary metric. Do some adult things, bro. Like getting your BP and prostate checked.The hardest decision of a man’s life is choosing between the 6/10 who loves you and the 9/10 that you actually desire
- Maverick City conspiracy theories died a natural death and I know all the artists that pulled out are feeling some typa way.
