PinnedSheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputySep 30, 2024One of the Aliens shoved their finger into an electrical socket and got shocked. All of us then witnessed his unfortunate passing as he immediately exploded. Rest in peace, Alien #26.334440401.6K1.6K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 2, 2024Replying to @Xgamerguy25Absolutely, pardner!1818707014K14K306K306K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 2, 2024Replying to @Xgamerguy25Sure is! Reach for the sky!555085089.6K9.6K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputySep 29, 2024Are you fucking serious?Withered Foxy@WitheredFo_Sep 28, 2024Replying to @LolbitThe_Fox and @thetoreadorbearIT!!!!!! IS!!!!!! A!!!! MASK!!!!!!!!!! HE’S NOT THE REAL FREDDY HE’S JUST WEARING A FUCKING FREDDY HEADGIF55494949849815K15K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 2, 2024Replying to @Smartest_bird97 and @Xgamerguy25A whole bunch!222902907.7K7.7K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 2, 2024Replying to @planetdsprtn @Smartest_bird97 and @Xgamerguy25I would say that, yes!552682686.9K6.9K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 3, 2024Andy just dropped Hamm on the bedroom floor. He just exploded into tiny pieces.10104463631.1K1.1K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 2, 2024Rex just triggered one of the Green Army Men’s PTSD. He’s been holed up in one of Andy’s old shoeboxes for hours now.441144441.2K1.2K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 2, 2024Andy just made me watch something called “Skibidi Toilet” with him. I did not like it at all.115529291K1K
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputySep 29, 2024Rex just jumped out the window and hit a passerby on the head. They have a concussion.222525567567
Sheriff Woody@_FavoriteDeputyOct 20, 2024The barrel of monkeys has fallen off the shelf. The flood has commenced.33332323390390