Eric Jenkins
1,189 posts
- I'm so cocky right now it's absurd
- You should have heard the amount of "you'll get em next time"s that I got last night
- Wow. Grant Fisher. In just two races he brought US distance to the next level. The rest of us have to elevate as well or get left behind
- Find someone who looks at you the way high school boys look at @TheRealMerb
- Me: (quietly walking to the bathroom at 4 am) Every joint and tendon in my lower body:
- Replying to @FloTrackWaaahhh I miss SECs and college! 😭😭 cry me a frickin river Craig
- Guy at Starbucks- "raining pretty hard out there huh?" Me - "I have a boyfriend"
- Fantastic way to wish yourself happy birthdayHappy Birthday to the man in the middle. Continue growing old slowly.
- Remembered I told @MattCentrowitz he could have my/his favorit shirt if he won gold but tbh thought he'd get like silver and now I'm fucked
- Year after year the NCAA championships is one of the best meets in the world. These guys are showing out
- I'll power down my phone and restart it if I haven't gotten any texts in awhile cuz I assume it's a technical issue instead of a social one
- Pablo Escobar literally burned 3 million in cash when they had no firewood and his daughter said she was cold Your parents don't love you
- Open up a bag of chips. Eat 1/10 of what you would consider a satisfying amount. Congrats you just ate 26 servings
