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hippie longstocking
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hippie longstocking
@_DockEllis
proud partner of the new york mets
- As I was leaving work tonight my coworker said "enjoy your night" and i was like "the mets game is on so I won't" and they said "oh are they having a bad year?" And i said "no they're having the best year of my life" and they stared at me like i was insane
- uh oh....feeling an emotion....gimme a minute while i squeeze that down into a tight...little...ball....there we go, back to normal. could you guys imagine if spiders wore glasses haha they have so many eyes
- sign language lady did nothing wrong
- Replying to @sonyashea3400,000 likes on this........i'm gonna quit all my creative pursuits
- Replying to @Jesse_Brenneman and @spiritnght2Make all those bus commuters late for work, I'm sure THAT will win people over 🙄
- when i was watching Alonso's home run from last night, I thought Keith Hernandez sounded a little familiar...#Mets
00:00 - "Every team has whimsy and humor blah blah blah" ok but did your international pop star second baseman perform a postgame concert this season while the rest of the team danced behind him like a high school musical scene or was that just us
- When I'm drunk at the bar and the song i put on the jukebox 20 minutes ago comes on
- Replying to @thegiftofgabbs @gaycatt and 2 othersdoes.....does that make it better? (also he called it a relationship in the first tweet of the thread that's what i was referencing)
- he looks pretty af
