Brett (@_Brett

Brett

8,662 posts

Brett

@_Brett_

Data Analyst

Minneapolis, MN

Born October 23

Joined February 2009

Brett
@_Brett_
Jun 22, 2024
Replying to @LibertyCappy
Women: Men are too dangerous to be alone with. Women can’t even live on the first floor. Women can’t even walk alone. Also women: free all the violent criminals! Also also women: where are all the men to help with all the violent criminals?
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Brett
@_Brett_
Aug 9, 2024
Replying to @LibertyCappy
Big Mac
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Brett
@_Brett_
Apr 28, 2024
Replying to @iamyesyouareno
Their new doll based on the mother
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Brett
@_Brett_
May 29, 2023
Replying to @pepe_fgm and @cctvidiots
Spun that man like a propeller
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Brett
@_Brett_
Jun 19, 2024
Replying to @GundamIsHere
“STATE YOUR PRONOUNS”
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Brett
@_Brett_
Mar 14, 2023
Replying to @ExtremeBlitz__
His takes are like vegan mayo but randomly spiced up with irreverent analogies, obscenities, and cuss words.
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Brett
@_Brett_
Sep 7, 2024
Replying to @shitpost_2077
SHIELD helicarrier is worthy.
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Brett
@_Brett_
May 10, 2023
Replying to @InternetH0F
So, basically, just two textbooks then
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Brett
@_Brett_
Oct 17, 2023
Replying to @Bowblax
What flavor did it taste like? Probably some one else’s
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Brett
@_Brett_
Apr 4, 2023
Replying to @mornet_john and @EndWokeness
Hey, I’ll call you by your pronouns but don’t make up pronouns that you expect me to go by
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Brett
@_Brett_
Sep 30, 2022
Replying to @SheHulk
You’re the only one I’ve seen whining. The voluminous time you spend writing about men is sad, honey.
Brett
@_Brett_
Jul 15, 2024
Replying to @thisgirlsaliar
A black guy named Chad Irish was an unforeseen turn of events
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Brett
@_Brett_
Aug 13, 2022
Replying to @QueenHalsey16 @ItsAlexWilkins and @katewillett
That’s is one of the most nuts hot-takes I’ve ever seen. Someone hitting you is abuse, and one time is enough
Brett
@_Brett_
Dec 5, 2022
I was seriously waiting for dude to put discount Kevin Hart over his knee