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Imagine Dragons Hate Account.
@_21Average_
you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Baltimore, MD
Joined January 2013
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    Please, you have to help my father, he’s, he’s addicted to LinkedIn. He just won’t stop networking. He’s made so many professional connections. Our family is going bankrupt because of all the coffee meetups he’s had. We are in shambles.
    Which addiction is yours?
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    Yeah once you turn 18 you can’t have fun anymore you have to go work in the coal mines and drink black coffee til you die
    Sorry, childless millennials going to Disney World is weird trib.al/NM7GDJY
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    I’m 99% sure neither me nor my best friend can read
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    What the fuck is this show even about
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    The top rock songs of the decade 🎸 See the full chart here: blbrd.cm/9eYDls
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    If this thing threw on a Carhartt beanie and ripped skinny jeans y’all would be trying to date it
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    In the 4th grade I was in love with a girl who was obsessed with Joe Jonas so to impress her I memorized every Jonas Brothers song ever so now all of their lyrics are burned into my memory forever
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    This is the most “slams laptop shut” “but first, coffee” “we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” ass album I have ever heard
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    Imagine this: the year is 2019. All your Webkinz are fucking dead. They all starved to death alone. They ran out of money bc you haven’t played Cash Cow in 12 years. The Curio Shop closed down, their economy is in shambles. Everything is terrible and you’re a murderer.
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    What’s the male equivalent of bangs bc I wanna do that
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    Blue Lives aren’t a real thing, you don’t get special treatment or respect bc you got a 2.4 GPA in high school and have a god complex
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    Did she take this picture in front of an Olive Garden
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    What boys want: -big boobs -big butt -blonde hair What MEN want: -black dress -tights underneath -breath of a last cigarette on my teeth
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    The 1975 make music for people who didn’t kill themselves bc their mom would be sad