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Theo
@_1Theo
London, England
Joined December 2013
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    23/24 season πŸ“½οΈπŸ§€βš½οΈ Ready for a new challenge next season 🀝🏼🀞🏼
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    'Fucking great stuff that mum'
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    Waking up in the middle of the night after being on it and finding a big bottle of water to drink
    What's better than sex?
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    Rather this than them little divs that hold up the β€œcan I have your shirt” signs
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    Not even arsed about the map on the snapchat update. I'm either at home or down the pub. Nowt interesting going on here
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    watching england’s highlights from the world cup
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    My phone is stupidly dry, I literally get no snapchats, texts or anything lmao
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    You never know what someone else is going through
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    It's knock a door run you bunch of fucking weirdo's
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    This one’s been in the drafts for a while… Time to hang up the gloves, football it’s been an absolute pleasure, made some amazing memories that will stay with me for life, along with meeting some amazing players and coaches throughout the years. 🧀⚽️❀️
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    When you're already too fucked and your mate buys you a drink so you concentrate on staying alive before drinking it
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    Goes to a charity ya fucking muppet
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    Those people who put on there Snapchat stories 'I've had worse days' when on holiday sun bathing by the pool are the worst type of people