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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️

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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️

@ZekeWritez

Twtfics, OFMD, Yakuza, DE, ttrpgs || Queer Trans Non-binary Disabled Plural Faggot || Ze/Zem/Zers || 33 || Half-Elf IRL || In my Disco Elysium era apparently

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Born June 19, 1991

Joined August 2022

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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Jul 16, 2024
Heyyyyy friends. Our car needs some rather urgent work done on it. I've set up a #GoFundMe to help pay for it, and it'd be SUPER appreciated if you could donate and/or share. This car is the only thing keeping us semi-functional right now. Photo for the algorithm.
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 16, 2023
Hoooly shit??!? A friend of mine almost got killed live on stage in front of an audience last night. He's a magician, and does sword swallowing as part of his act. He lets a member of the audience come up and pull the sword out. Lady thought it'd be funny to SHOVE IT BACK IN
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 16, 2023
Replying to @ZekeWritez
Thankfully he caught her before it could do any damage. Threw her off the stage and packed up and went home without a word, AS HE SHOULD. Lady, that's a human being and a fucking sword what the FUCK is wrong with you?????? I am so viscerally horrified on his behalf
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 16, 2023
Replying to @ZekeWritez
My husband came to tell me about it and as soon as he said "shove it back in" my heart started POUNDING. I told my friend to ABSOLUTELY PLEASE GO GET CHECKED AT THE HOSPITAL bc your esophagus doesn't have nerves like your skin, it's not MEANT to detect that sort of damage.
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 16, 2023
Replying to @ZekeWritez
It's like when you get into a car accident— no matter how fine you feel, you NEED to be seen, bc things can take days to develop, and not all bodily damage hurts the same way. Going to the ER gets anything acute you didn't know about, and also starts a paper trail
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 17, 2023
Replying to @santaresiste
Idk if he's gone to the hospital yet, but his wife is a physician of some variety and is keeping an eye on him. This all just happened less than 24 hours ago and he's probably still processing his near death experience.
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 17, 2023
Replying to @What_Smut
He's been doing this act for over six years with no issues, this lady was just a self-centered asshole with no regard for how her actions impact others. He literally explains in the leadup that if they do anything other than pull it straight out, he could DIE
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 17, 2023
Replying to @TheCrandle
To quote him directly— "The blade moves between the lungs, presses up on the voicebox, and even moves the heart 2 centimeters to the left. And yes, I feel ALL of that. You have to be very aware of your body to navigate a 22 inch steel blade going down your trachea."
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Oct 15, 2022
Replying to @ZekeWritez and @UrsulaV
And when we came in for coffee the next day, we got this:
Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Oct 15, 2022
Replying to @UrsulaV
My husband and I used to live a mile from an independent coffee shop and we would walk there almost EVERY DAY b/c we loved it so much. We became such regulars there that five of our favorite baristas took a day off to come to our wedding.
Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 17, 2023
Replying to @ZekeWritez and @TheCrandle
Mrs. Rando McRandomface from the audience does *not* know how to put the 22 inch sharp steel blade down his throat without puncturing his lungs.
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 17, 2023
Replying to @ZekeWritez and @TheCrandle
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Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Sep 3, 2022
Replying to @hakuku
If you guys like this, you'll also very much enjoy my fave yt baker / chocolatier. His fuckin anime cocoa powder application routine is amazing. youtube.com/watch?v=EmP7Wy…
Zeke: Yutaka Yamai Simp 🔞 ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
@ZekeWritez
Dec 17, 2023
Replying to @hemphlev
He's been doing the bit for over six years with no issues, bc he carefully explains beforehand "Ok do exactly what I say, or I could literally die," so this lady just had intense mc syndrome and had no regard for how her actions impact other human beings
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