I’m convinced the most destructive force in the world is insecure dudes.
Zach Anner
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Zach Anner
@Zachanner
Author, Public Speaker, Host, Comedian, Writer for @tv_speechless and People Magazine's Sexiest Man Afraid
- As someone who has watched Ratatouille a lot lately, I wonder why Disney+ doesn’t have a show where Remy teaches kids the joy of cooking?
- The Masked Singer is not the bastion of integrity I once believed it to be.
- Not voting for Biden because he isn’t your ideal candidate is like staying on the Titanic because the life boat doesn’t have catering.
- on the street today, a random woman yelled “why are you in a wheelchair?“ I shrugged and said “just trying it out!“ Boy, she did not like that!
- Hate to be that guy, but if @Trevornoah and @TheDailyShow are ever looking for a correspondent with a disability, I think I’d knock that out of the park! I have a career I’m proud of and one photo where I look ridiculously good for your consideration:
- I love many people at @RoosterTeeth. They weren't perfect, but they were also the first place that made me feel like I could make a career bringing joy and laughter to people. That's pretty special to a kid looking for a place in the world. Thanks, RT. I blame that new logo.
- When @FunhausTeam makes a wheelchair joke, I know that there’s a mutual respect and friendship we have so the jabs feel inclusive. Plus, it’s not punching down because I’m more attractive and successful than all of them combined. It’s 2019 and I don’t even think they shoot in 4KReplying to @JimMacDonaldMMA and @Zachannerrelative to the subject of the joke. When Funhaus members make fun of you for being in a wheelchair, is that punching down? I only ask because I see a lot of them liking your tweet, so I suspect they need to adjust their aim. Again, a chart would be handy.
- Bad news: I was in the ER all day. Good news: I’m fine and I got a new palsy! This is how I smile now!#BellsPalsy #DoublePalsy #IAmAPirate
- I didn't win a streamy , but it's honor just be trolled by a guy who looks like he would've bought me beer when I was in middle school ;)
- I’m turning 35 tomorrow which means I can run for President. Here’s my platform: 1. Everyone gets a free sundae on their birthday (and yeah, it can be vegan I GUESS) 2. I’ll go into it knowing I have a lot to learn and I’ll employ basic empathy to guide my leadership. That’s it
- March is Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month. Thank you to everyone who has sent a card, but please remember that’s not what this month is about. Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month is about the presents.
- I’m genuinely grateful to be called out if one of my jokes is punching down. When you’re made aware of your blind spots you can usually tweak a joke that was unintentionally offensive and turn it into a sharper one that’s more empathetic. If that fails, farts are always funny.
