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@YouMustBeJo
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Jul 20, 2022
    Imagine you’re 23 and there’s hundreds of your childhood videos that were posted on the internet by your parents and can’t be removed?! One day there’ll be a landmark court case where an adult will sue their parents for using them for internet content when they were a child.
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Dec 21, 2018
    Americans love doing “bought our first house at 17” Bruv you live in fucking Colorado, your houses cost $70k. That is not even enough to buy you a garage door in London.😩
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Jul 29, 2018
    How to live in London on £800 a month (including accommodation and bills). A thread!
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Jul 29, 2018
    Replying to @YouMustBeJo
    Just die! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Oct 4, 2018
    You think uni students lack home training? Wait until you get into workplace kitchens and toilets... you’ll know that these big big men and women are as bad as uni students.
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Oct 11, 2021
    Replying to @LateefSaka
    My friend works for the Anti Fraud Agency, he told me social media has helped them achieve 93% conviction rate. Apparently if you do fraud and not get caught, it’s because they can’t be bothered with your case or too busy catching big fish. Unless your case finds a petty officer
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Mar 9, 2018
    Lol Boohoo dress: £3.99 Misguided top: £5.20 ASOS shoes: £8.99 Pedicure: £4.99 Wig: £12.99 Makeup: free makeover in selfridge A man’s shirt in Hawes & Curtis: £35
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    Mar 8, 2018
    Being a girl is so damn expensive😩😩
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Nov 3, 2016
    Brexiters: "We want Parliamentary sovereignty" High court: "ok, there you go. Have it" Brexiters: "no no not like that" #bbcqt
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Mar 10, 2018
    Replying to @YouMustBeJo
    You man are dropping £400 on Don P bottles in club to impress girls in £4.50 BOOHOO dresses. “Bruv, she’s feeling man” 😂😂😂😂
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Dec 10, 2022
    Replying to @CrimeLdn
    Weird how this has been framed as bus driver “fighting off” a girl when clearly the video shows him having a teenager in a HEADLOCK. Nothing warranted his behaviour, whatever the situation bus drivers having one of the safest cockpits. He’s could’ve stayed there & called police
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Sep 9, 2017
    Replying to @_WalkItOut_ @NikkiB_Natural and @SquintzMcGee
    She's lying!!! No matter how many part payments you make, the system only generates the TOTAL sum. Credit score updates ONCE every 30days
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Dec 21, 2018
    Replying to @RJGrif
    $400k is enough to get your phone booth size house in London
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Jul 27, 2019
    People who don’t smoke should get extra pay or leave early from work to make up for the time they don’t take in cigarette breaks. That’s the tweet!
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    @YouMustBeJo
    Dec 17, 2021
    Replying to @tiannelisex
    Y’all are mad that now you’ve got competition.