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A Pimp Named DYK3.
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- I have immense potential and a constantly crippling lack of motivation.Most painful realization about yourself?
- My dm is on their story. ๐๐OMG!!!! Guys, so I just shot my shot at this person on instagram. Itโs my first time ever. Haew. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ please pray for me. If e chop my eye. Na to lock shop for life. PREIGH FOUGH MEEEEEE. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
- There is NOTHING that builds resentment like cooking every damn day and watching folks who did nothing to help you out scarf it down. Lmfao.
Process. ๐งโโ๏ธ- Moderation. Thatโs whatโs missing.Whatโs missing here?
- โStarve me in my own houseโ as per she locked the pantry? Pawned all the pots? Sold the cooking gas at a discount? Lmfao. Whatโs making you mad is you WANT to be cooked for. No dey shift post and say whatโs really offending you.
- You should see me turn up at your wake keep.
- Lmao. Waking up at 2 am to cook worried that your alpha male husband might get snatched by another woman. Whole time heโs begging a 19 year old twink to โshow holeโ. ๐ญ๐ญ๐Some of the โbaddiesโ sharing your husbands with you are not even women but itโs easier to be angry at women.
- Of course the eggs are runny. The only acceptable way to eat eggs.
We go again. - Howโs this?
Replying to @YorubaforgeI meanโฆ let me chuck it up to lighting. - Iโm an MTN user, of course I strip myself naked in the middle of the night to swear for them.
- My act of micro feminism is adding โallegedlyโ when I introduce titled men. โOh heโs a doctor/lawyer/engineer (allegedly)โ cos who know if he slept his way to that degree?
- This is what you look like. Me (and with a whole filter?) (unfiltered.) What are you saying?
At least I'm looking like peanut butter ๐ You and I know you look worse than horse shit ๐๐๐๐ As in 'igbe eshin' !!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
