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Yellow Lab Life Capital
@YellowLabLife
I am not as smart as I sound, so please don't listen to me
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
    @YellowLabLife
    Jan 3, 2022
    EUCALYPTUS TREE, Jan 3, 2022 (Newswire) 7:00 AM: The koala is an unrestricted free agent There is no pre-contract or handshake on a max deal to be signed on a certain date What will come in '22, let's see, but until then no compliance regime Let the mayhem begin...
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
    @YellowLabLife
    Jan 6, 2024
    Bill Ackman has never been more relatable than this “You brought my wife into this and now I shall burn MIT’s faculty to the fucking ground” “The husbands of America should take notes” - Mrs. Koala
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Nov 11, 2024
    Replying to @HedgeDirty
    It's called the Atlantic Ocean between USA and Europe mate
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Dec 18, 2021
    Cathie Woods saying she expects her ETF to generate a 40% IRR next 5 yrs will go down in history as one of the most cringe moments of this market era Think about what a 40% IRR means on a portfolio level where no position can be >10% of the portfolio Like really think about it
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Apr 26, 2022
    In 5 yrs, when 1 of 2 things have occurred, just remember, @elonmusk spent $44Bn on a social media app when Vale would have sold him 200+kt nickel business for $40Bn 1) Not enough battery metals to feed all the gigafactories 2) Metal prices so high EV px roof to unaffordable
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Sep 20, 2023
    Going to say something polarizing here but it’s an observation: If UAW workers makes what a mid-level multi-manager pod analyst makes in base salary living in NYC where “avg rent is >$5k/mo” with no bonus certainty It shows how much the status of finance bro has deflated, how
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    *Walter Bloomberg
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    Sep 20, 2023
    🔸GM CURRENT OFFER SAID TO PAY $150,000 A YEAR IN PAY, BENEFITS $GM
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Mar 6, 2025
    When you actually take a step back and think about it, most of fintwit and its best anon accounts are buyside/sellside mid level professionals hitting an artificial ceiling because seniors won’t retire or pay fairly…put another way it’s the initial inner thoughts before
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Sep 22, 2021
    Alright, the koala didn't have to do this but some of you don’t seem to have figured this out yet, so let's have some eucalyptus tea: The Professor is playing chess and Sprott/uranium squeeze crowd are playing checkers 1/n
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Sep 14, 2022
    I know deal flow is slow right now, but GS having 20 something analysts picking up sidewalk trash in Tribeca, one of NYC's richest neighborhoods, on a Wednesday at 10 am wearing GS logoed "Community Teamworks" shirts is one of the silliest things the koala has seen YTD
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Apr 22, 2025
    Peter Navarro has been deported to El Salvador hasn't he
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    *Walter Bloomberg
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    Apr 22, 2025
    *TRUMP ASKED IF HE’LL PLAY HARDBALL WITH CHINA, SAYS NO
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Mar 24, 2022
    Why won't natural resource companies invest in growing supply after a decade of being screamed at by governments and the public to not invest more capital, being told they are destroying the environment, & having their valuation multiples cut in half?
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Feb 13, 2022
    Put together a “buy & hold” 2-3 yrs mining book today here is what made the cut: Vale Glencore US Steel Ivanhoe Cu Mtn AlphaMoon Whitehaven Just missed the cut: Century Teck If the person who received this follows the koala, consider this the disclosure we can both deny later
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Apr 2, 2022
    Best Wall Street movie dialogue now & for rest the 21st century "I think you need to get back here" "What?" "It's 11pm at night" "I'm well aware of the fucking time it is Sam, you need to see this" "Email it to me" "I don't think that that would be a good idea" "I'm on my way"
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    Yellow Lab Life Capital
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    Oct 11, 2024
    Don’t think the koala forgot about this one Hello from AlphaMoon $AFM.V
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    NightmareRider
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    Apr 13, 2024
    @YellowLabLife I want to see you fly to Alphamin site and stay long the name. I guarantee you’d be dumping all shares at hotel on wifi.
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