people who forged their parents signature in high school honestly know how to ruin their fucking life then fix it like everything’s fine.
M ⌖ ÆON
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USING VI✠︎LENCE & S✠︎X APPEAL TO PUSH MY AGENDA🦂
- put me on hate island
- i don’t know who’s son needs to hear this but wash your fucking hands/nails & penis thoroughly before entering a vagina otherwise you’ll fuck up the pH balance and give it BV, you bacteria carrying little bastard.
- not only am I sexy as fuck but I’m also silly as fuck
- remember when justin bieber fans cut themselves bc he smoked weed.
- dishonoring me is crazy like why would u hex urself like that
- you can’t expect me to look this good AND be completely sane
- how it feels to be someone’s first bad bitch [relationship wise]
- I’m so sick of seeing Rihanna with asap Rocky and if u think I’m hating well ur absolutely right.
- being the girl of everyone’s dreams is exhausting.
- some friendships are genuinely not worth rekindling and that is okay, lol.






