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You Park Like a C***
@YPLAC
A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to yplac.co.uk/submit/. Buy our stuff here: yplac.co.uk/shop/
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @YPLAC
    I should add that you’ll find me as ‘therealyplac’ on BlueSky (someone’s already pinched the YPLAC account name).
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Jan 16, 2023
    Replying to @LozzaFox
    I had a heart attack near one of these, but REFUSED to use it. Started singing the national anthem instead and felt instantly better. The phonebox and postbox both gave me a round of applause.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Mar 18, 2020
    Replying to @bushontheradio
    World Cup Singles. Upgraded to World Cup Doubles if you worked in pairs. "Penalties all round" for any fouls, handballs or any other indiscretions, etc.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Jun 20, 2019
    Replying to @thelastpinkcar and @marcorubio
    "The devil can cite scripture for his purpose" said old Bill Shakespeare.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Aug 11, 2024
    Replying to @RNLINewBrighton
    Perhaps these cars were left as a donation to help you practice water rescues from submerged vehicles? I’d take that line and run with it. 👍🏻
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Jul 25, 2021
    Received our first aggressive DM on here yesterday. So that was nice. He appeared to be upset by a YPLAC sticker that he'd found on his car (after he'd parked like a c*** although he omitted to mention that bit). What a shame.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Dec 25, 2022
    Replying to @Lord_Stones and @LBofHounslow
    The wardens are there to make sure people park legally, and that those who shop on the high street are safe from the bad parking of folks like you. Your ‘6 minutes’ of illegal parking could’ve endangered someone.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Mar 2, 2023
    Time for some 'angle-grinder' and 'how to extinguish burning vehicles' training, lads.
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    Tadley Fire Station
    @Tadley12
    Mar 1, 2023
    Taken this morning, parked right across the front of the bay door and on top of the "KEEP CLEAR" markings. Our forecourt is not a place to stop/park on, we have to have unimpeded access and egress from the station.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    May 21, 2020
    Replying to @BibiLynch
    Def Leotard
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    May 21, 2020
    Replying to @BibiLynch
    Donna Bummer
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Nov 23, 2021
    Literally had this on loop for the best part of 10 mins now.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Jun 20, 2023
    Replying to @mattletiss7
    Honestly, Matt, and I say this with pure compassion, you should seek some help. I’m sure your loved ones are worried about how far down this rabbit hole you’re going. Seriously.
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Nov 15, 2020
    Replying to @johnsweeneyroar
    You know you can cut vegetables more than once, right?
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    You Park Like a C***
    @YPLAC
    Apr 21, 2020
    Replying to @cantsey and @sometimes_angry
    On the book's Amazon page, I've just killed myself laughing that all the "sponsored products related to this item" are all 'colouring-in books for adults'. 😅