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Posting my recipe for scrambled egg pie again:
Gay Sex Mario 🆗️✖️
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Gay Sex Mario 🆗️✖️
@YEETPOSTING
All Catholics go to hell when they die and nobody else does.
Dallas, Texas
Joined May 2017
- So close! This isn't politics, this is a fetish :)
- I think the thing that's really getting to me personally about the whole "Orc City" thing is that there's still a whole book that comes after that part
- If you fuck your wife good enough you can sequence break her pregnancy and skip the first two trimesters.
- [Obama Voice]: If you can grab a cop's gun, you can keep it
- Replying to @YEETPOSTINGYes you're all very smart for saying "actually politics and sexual fetishes are the same thing". Do you want me to kill myself. Would that make you happy.
- Replying to @CobrastanGuyIf you don't buy a 2024 Toyota Camry the terrorists win
- Replying to @Ramiro235_"spear ear" is so funny because people have been calling them "knife ears" for decades but he just had to be different
- Replying to @YEETPOSTINGAlso why is there an oil painting of a blown-out humvee (?) above their bed?
- I wish I was completely encased in my sack.
- Replying to @ryankbbqMan thats crazy. I'm going to harm myself for having read that and it's your fault.
