Have you tried putting down a couple onions
Life is not easy as a Man🫣
Understandingness
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Understandingness
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God bless, let all this never end
philly
Joined April 2021
- Smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald
- Forgot how to do small talk so i just say "I swear it didnt used to be this windy all the time, like a few years ago" and people agree most of the time
- the smallest thing i can think of is probably a baby ant
- Guy trying to fuck the grinch: yea i never liked christmas that much either tbh haha
- white people be like i have to go to the rage room and beer garden this weekend or i will kill my son
- i just saw a shadow figure but it doesnt matter that much
- When my buddy is about to start cooking but didnt wash his hands first
- Shes bad as fuck? Is she able to improve?
- doing all this before a date and then asking her if she listens to musicMany men on this app need this 👇 (Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)
00:00 - hows that weed feelin man? you chillin? okay great cause i volunteered you to give a toast at dinner, also a bunch of aliens will be there. you have 15 minutes
