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Lilies
@Xtraspiced
Blooming, growing, fragrant, beloved.
Joined April 2017
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    I think the funniest thing about Layi is that he looks like he was born in the wrong decade. I’m pretty sure that he already existed in the 1950’s.
    en route a fist fight!
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    The only woman that has suffered more than Annie Idibia in this life is Buchi Emecheta’s Nnu-Ego and she was not even a real person.
    00:00
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    An agbero told me at CMS that the mosquitoes that bite me at night are enjoying 😭
    Has an area boy ever told you that he didn’t realize he was wasting his money till he saw you and realized that is what God put him on earth for. Dey there
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    When your son had motorcycle accident, you pulled all strings to ensure he was saved. Do you deserve living sons more than my father? #EndSARS and leave this okoto meow!
    I met again with the IGP tonight. Our determination to reform the police should never be in doubt. I am being briefed regularly on the reform efforts ongoing to end police brutality and unethical conduct, and ensure that the Police are fully accountable to the people.
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    Everyday I understand more and more why Korean women have stopped procreating with men.
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    I love this. Because this is why some of you are so defensive when the topic of sexual abuse comes up. Cos admitting that someone was abused means coming to terms with the fact that you’re a criminal. One day, lessons will be learned!
    See response I got in my dm concerning the quoted tweet. I was rendered speechless.
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    I don’t know why they think Atiku is fit to touch the hem of her garment.
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    I don't understand #BAAD2017. Them wan start ceremony for night? All of us online guests don dey wait tire. Jollof rice never come sef.🤔
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    They said you’re a bad parent and you sent your daddy to come and fight for you? He now came in the middle of the night like INEC. This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen this morning.
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    But I’m a skinny person with a big belly. I don’t have fat to lose anywhere else. 🥺 At this point, I need to speak to the manager of all this.
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    Just remembered that former Miss Guinea who imported 14 Nigerian wedding dresses from and Bibyonce for makeup. No pride in her own cultural heritage as an African and a former beauty queen of her country. Anyway, yay for us. We’re exporting culture.
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    When Sarah tells Kola that she won’t marry him, I know for a fact that she won’t. Ini conveyed those emotions so well, the fear and the resolve just come together nicely and it’s all in her eyes. #BloodSisters
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    See how they wrote this law? No hereafter beforeward, thereafter, whithersoever, regardless upon still, or auf wiedersehen was used to confuse laymen. This is how you people should be writing please.