My publisher wanted me to make a video about my upcoming children's book. I don't think this is what they had in mind. This might be the first ad to sell negative copies. Oh, well. At least we had fun making it.
Pro tip: The best time to take your kids to their first NFL game is when tickets are super cheap because your team has already been eliminated from the playoffs and it's the middle of a blizzard.
Our New Year's Eve tradition is to play Rock Band together as a family. There are only two guitars but a room full of singers, especially when Journey comes on.
I told my wife there were rumors about a Star Trek Enterprise Lego set coming out.
She just stared at me.
I thought she didn't care.
Then she asked if it was the Enterprise D.
That's how I know she's still the one.
My kids made up a game to play together.
The first rule was "no hurting each other."
I couldn't tell you what the other rules were.
They immediately broke Rule 1.
It was kind of Facebook Messenger to remind me that, on this day three years ago, my wife sent me a picture of Tupperware from the store. Truly a moment I'll treasure forever.