Currently overwhelmed by the smell of perfume and self tan. Make it stop
John Witherspoon
2,153 posts
John Witherspoon
@WitheredJohnson
Scratch Golfer from Senior Tees | Baseball Fanatic | Slot Machine Slut | Cheap Beer Consumer Committee | Ex Glue-guy
Joined November 2024
- Yeah I brought my own clubs on a date to top golf and gave my girl the ick. Sorry honey, I have to get my swings in when I can. #LANK
- I smell the cigarette. I need the cigarette. I know you’re out here somewhere cigarette.
- Apartment shopping with wife. Bottom three experience oat. An apartment can’t be that deep bro.
- No better feeling than finding your favorite shit spot vacant. #handicapstall
- Replying to @willyzsburnerCan’t blame him. Twin just wants some motion.
- Ok I know that picture I sent back in middle school was fire. You can snap me back now…
- Never understood why people uber. If you have two legs and a ball sack that hangs between them. You should walk to the bar. #fuckem
