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I’ll be waiting for ‘tomorrow’ every day for the rest of my life.
Wisconsin Sass
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Wisconsin Sass
@WisconsinSass
the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼♀️
- Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.
- Replying to @WisconsinSassThis was brought back into my memory bank of things because tonight a situation arose that caused me to tell this man’s dad that he might have more grandkids if his son knew how to get it in the hole.
- Replying to @WisconsinSass1) Unfortunately yes this is real. For me and apparently others 2) I’m fully aware that I’m posting an L. I clearly make bad choices when it comes to men, that is not a secret 4) His dad is hilarious 3) If you’re asking me my weight, you’ve missed the point in every way
- Girl math: I just went to TJ Maxx and spent money on Halloween stuff for my ✨mental health✨ and then came home and got the mail and there was a check giving me my deposit back from cancelling my wedding. So really I made money buying Halloween stuff.
- Replying to @WisconsinSassY’all are killing me with how much you’re proving my point. Women: “this happened to me to!” Men: “this is a lie” “you’re fat” “why did you let this happen” And then every so often there’s a PMAB going along with anything a Republican man says 🤦🏼♀️
- I’m so tired. He knows I’m leaving and he’s spent all day crying and doing everything right to have “one last nice day”. It’s so frustrating because if he had just stayed acting like this all along we wouldn’t be in this position. I’m trying not to let it weaken my resolve.
- Your pet does not need to go everywhere with you unless it is a Service Animal. Not an ESA. A Service Animal. Leave your emotional support asshole at home when you go to Trader Joe’s.what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
- I will never again date someone who tells me this isn’t a healthy dinner because there is a source of carbohydrates involved
- Only took me 31 years of living in Wisconsin and going to @packers games, but I finally took the Lambeau tour ✌🏼💚💛
- Replying to @WisconsinSassThat honestly hurts more than him being an asshole; having our last full day together be the way all the other days should have been too.
- Replying to @WisconsinSassI don’t have anything cool to promote, but feel free to donate to the cause. My cash app is $WiscoSass 😘
- My mom got me this cute little ring to wear instead of my engagement ring, and she told me that when she got divorced, her parents did the same thing for her so having nothing on her finger didn’t feel so naked and sad, and I think that’s such a sweet idea 🥰
- My ex and his fiancé (the girl he cheated on me with) were part of a huge pileup accident last night and they’re okay, but the main picture of the pileup circulating on the news has them standing there clearly arguing in the middle of it and I’m cackling
