Lawyer turned @NOTSportsCenter guy (+ many others). Sports promo guy for way too many to name. Bears, Cubs, Bulls fan. 3x FSU alum. Email: [email protected]
Throw LSU and Alabama uniforms on these teams and they’re calling it a “great defensive battle”
When it’s Florida State and Louisville it’s “painful offense”
#narratives
Please twitter, I’m begging you for today:
No tasteless jokes about Kobe dying.
Nothing about the rape allegations, or anything else of his you have a problem with.
Just let people honor the man. Give the bullshit a rest, for just one day.
LeBron fans:
“Jordan played plumbers”
“Kobe got carried by Shaq”
“Steph’s overrated”
“Kyrie nothing without Bron”
“Russ statpads”
“Harden/CP3 are chokers”
“Wade is washed”
*someone makes fun of LeBron flopping or a clear bad call*
“OMG HATER WHY CANT YOU RESPECT GREATNESSSSS”