Chef Human™ (@WildChefHuman) / X

Chef Human™

192.9K posts

Chef Human™

@WildChefHuman

🇳🇬 Faith, Food, Film & Tech+Writing Building @rouxculinary | @rouxstudioshq | @foodincng | @theeventkompani | F&B Consultant Ex: Edenlife, PocketFood,PR/Ads

Nigeria

chefhuman.carrd.co

Born July 6

Joined November 2018

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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Oct 29, 2025
My name is Human, the founder of Roux Culinary Institute @rouxculinary We are a tech-driven culinary school dedicated to training chefs and helping them gain employability, and remain employable through standardised knowledge in culinary arts and industry-relevant tech skills
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Aug 2, 2024
Train? Really?? What is so wrong with being on trains? Y'all just wake up and create faux standards for impressionable people to run with. Is she supposed to trek to other states if she can't afford flight tickets? God be with whoever ends up with some of you people.
Hlovo
@hlovo_
Aug 1, 2024
Finding out that your partner has been in a train in the past is grounds for a breakup/divorce
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Jan 18, 2024
I always want to talk about everything, even when it's not a comfortable conversation. We must address everything.
Bonnie ✮
@Babybonnieee
Nov 24, 2023
Disadvantages of dating you??
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Feb 22, 2024
Yes oh. And I'll never be ready. 🙏🏾
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Oct 3, 2024
Avoid Pedestrian bridges at night Hold your phone in hand not your pocket The best time to rent is rainy season Until you are confident to drive, use the service lane If you notice weird movements behind you, cross to the other side Your name is not Starboy, Omo Ope, Eyan Nla
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Jun 9, 2025
“aww you remembered" of course I did, I’m madly in love with you, dammit
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Nov 25, 2020
Jehovah overview, when will I have a view?
Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Feb 1, 2024
One time I was fighting for my life, I had just lost 2 businesses, millions worth of investments down the drain & a demolished business office within a month I told my lady Within the same hour, she shared a list of all the chocolate & cookie brands she wanted for her birthday
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Sep 24, 2023
Not to blow my own trumpet, but my wife's pregnancy has been the sweetest since our wedding. 9 months of cooking, cleaning, bathing, topping, and massaging her based on request. She's my egg, my special egg, not broken just existing, carrying our twins and being taken care of.
faith
@faiththegemini
Sep 22, 2023
A woman’s never forgets a man’s actions during pregnancy.
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
May 24, 2024
-I'll take the phone from her and help her get better shots. -I’ll get a paper towel, clean the liquid on the table so the pictures don't look messy -Ask if she wants to do “my view, his view” too🙈 If my woman likes to take food pictures, we are taking the damn food pictures
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Sep 11, 2025
I want to feel this way soon. I can't wait.
Jo🍒
@jojohalle_
Sep 11, 2025
I am genuinely happy.
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Mar 19, 2025
A partner should always want to update you, not because you overthink but because they just want to. That's literally the barest minimum and the normal thing to do.
stressed
@onlystresstoday
Mar 11, 2025
A partner who updates you because they know how badly you can overthink while waiting for them is top tier
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Apr 13, 2023
Not husband material or anything, but if you are mine, I’ll feed you with good food.
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Chef Human™
@WildChefHuman
Apr 9, 2025
Lmaoo. I won't be showing anybody anything. If you want to have a view, go watch Netflix. My life is not your entertainment. When it gets better, it gets better for me not for your viewing pleasure or for revenge purposes🚀
Tobi
@Tobicods
Apr 9, 2025
Best revenge is showing them life got better after they left. Don’t react, don’t talk, just get better.
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