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Phil Incelmo

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Phil Incelmo

@WheredJasonGo

Loud music, baked goods, and zines. Chris Cornellogist. "The Outlaw Torn" Defender. King Animal of Fuck Mountain. He/him

Seattle, WA

Joined September 2010

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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Mar 26
New follower post! * I’m Jason * I post a lot about loud guitar music. My favorite band is Soundgarden but I’m on a *HUGE* Mastodon kick. * I love LGBTQ+/Palestine/vaccines/abortion/immigrants/anything not AI. Problem? Leave. * I’m just here to be silly for other nerds
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Sep 9, 2025
Oh boy it’s “don’t disturb the copyright” wig naming season!
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Jan 17, 2025
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because David Lynch succeeded in finding the most beautiful woman on the planet and putting her on TV
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Jun 3, 2024
Babe wake up new genetic mutation in cat coloring just dropped and the Finnish village they originated in call them salmiak cats because they look like a popular salty licorice candy 🥹
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
May 27, 2025
Replying to @OrangePaulp
No amount of money or fame can distract a little sibling from their prime directive: annoy the shit out of your older sibling at all costs
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Apr 3, 2020
"be gay do crimes" says the group that thinks if you appreciate a cartoon villain or read anything spicier than a coffeeshop au fluff piece you condone war crimes
Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
May 22, 2024
I hope this is as funny as it seemed the second I woke up this morning
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Aug 20, 2024
It’s very clear from replies and reactions who watched Chappell Roan’s video and thought “what if I met my hero and they didn’t want to take a picture with me” rather than “what if a bunch of weirdos decided they had a constitutional right to stalk me and my family”
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Aug 25, 2025
Replying to @avaluciarevilla
Just took an extremely long sip from my water bottle after reading this
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Mar 19, 2020
Replying to @sidetolaufer
every celebrity who decided this was how to help has 24 hours to venmo me $1000 each or I will personally find them and cough on them
Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Jun 11, 2025
Many people will spend today revisiting their favorite Beach Boys/Brian Wilson songs, but a supplemental way to grieve would be really sitting with this song. It’s so easy to hear why this song had an impact on Brian, from the production to the atmosphere of Romance.
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Apr 8, 2025
Replying to @resurrecti0ns
“Im not talking about coffee”
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Feb 20, 2024
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Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
Nov 30, 2024
Replying to @legally_male
Do these women on T for r/growyourclit have 1. Phone numbers 2. Plans on Tuesday
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