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Someone pointed out that new followers haven’t seen any of the short stories so I’ll start a thread with a few
Wendigoon
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Wendigoon
@Wendigoon8
Board member of The ARP, co-owner of Mana Talent Group, co-host of CreepCast, sole owner of an overrated channel.
Joined October 2020
- Just imagined my wife in this color and got so excited I passed outThis color is bad. It’s an unnatural shade of green
- Watching my beautiful wife wake up to an alarm, get dressed, and go to work while I lie in bed is like witnessing a small bunny be flung from a moving vehicle while I watch from the sidewalk like some degenerate bystander.
- Reading a manifesto but I don’t want the FBI to think I’m a threat so every few minutes I look at my webcam and do this
- The Vatican: "Has anyone seen the pope!?" JD Vance with a suspiciously pope-shaped belly: "grrrrr"JD Vance meets the pope and he dies within 24 hours
- There is no way she killed the Ender DragonKanzi has passed away this yeat at the age of 44. This extraordinary bonobo achieved remarkable feats, including completing Minecraft, comprehending over 3,000 words in English, communicating using a keyboard, lighting fires, and roasting marshmallows. x.com/i/status/19035…
- Our HP printer hasn’t been working for a month and every manner of troubleshooting, resets, changing ink cartridges, didn’t seem to work. After calling HP, they said the debit card on file had expired so they manually disabled our printer. In unrelated news, I’m now radicalized
- I found a livestream with the guy who said the rapture was today and they were very adamant that it would happen at 11:36 EST (sunset in Israel) and when 11:37 happened I asked what now and the chat said the rapture was starting but it’s slow. So be on the lookout I guess.
