Wells Adams
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Host of @vanityindexpodcast on @golfchannel Host of Sweet Empire on @foodnetwork Bartender in @bachelorinparadise on @abc Link to all my stuff below👇🏼
- Shoot your shot kids
- As the bartender, I can kick you out. As the master of ceremonies, I can keep you in. @itsnatashajp deserved to stay. End of story. #BachelorInParadise @BachParadise
GIF - My favorite thing about Outer Banks is that the main characters name is “John B.” Like he’s on a season of the bachelorette with like 3 other guys named “John” on it.
- Everyone: 2020 can’t get any worse. Kanye: hold my beer.
- I'm more likely to remember your dogs name than your name. Also, I'd rather hang out with your dog.
- I don’t know who needs to hear this but, light the fancy candle. What the fuck are you saving it for at this point?
- Tonight I made 3 burgers, drank a bottle of white wine and watched college football with my dog. I'm living my best life.
- I wonder if my parents are like "sure glad we paid for that journalism degree"
- Anyone else's parents tell you that turning the car light on at night during a road trip was illegal? I think that was bullshit.
- I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop going live.
- Dude. Babs gives zero fucks. #TheBachelor






