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@WeirdMedieval
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Feb 17
    my beautiful people!!! I have some HUGE NEWS!!! I wrote another book and it's coming out this November! it's a little like a birdwatching guide, except it's a word watching guide! i poured my heart into it!! you can even pre-order it now!! link in biooo
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    Jul 15, 2022
    "really? with the dragon?"
    a medieval drawing of a nude woman who is wearing a crown and lying in bed under the covers with a dragon. the dragon has an arm around her and both are looking toward a door to the left, which contains a small window through which a man wearing a crown watches
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Dec 6, 2022
    amazing medieval words you should definitely add to your vocabulary, a thread:
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    Feb 20, 2023
    guess i'll die, france, 13th century
    a medieval drawing of a man in chain mail being hit in the head with an axe. he is holding up his arms as if in a shrug and wears a nonplussed expression on his face
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Oct 18, 2022
    thread of medieval jokes that still kinda go hard:
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    Mar 17, 2023
    an axe with heart-shaped holes in the blade, japan, 14th century
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    @WeirdMedieval
    May 15, 2022
    gambling monk, germany, 14th century
    a medieval illustration of a monk wearing dark glasses and robes, throwing dice across a table with a devil-may-care look on his face
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Oct 19, 2023
    swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
    A drawing of a man grabbing another man around the thighs and slamming his face into the other man's crotch. the other man is holding a sword above his head with both hands as if preparing to swing it
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Feb 12, 2023
    a medieval badge showing a vagina carried by three phalluses with arms, legs, and tails
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Jun 30, 2022
    a dog, switzerland, 15th century
    a medieval drawing of a normal dog except it has the face of a man
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Jun 26, 2023
    crying bc google is propagating my fake news 😭
    A tweet by weird medieval guys with an image of a skeleton thats says "memento homo" in the image. The tweet text says "memento homo", an ancient latin saying that translates approximately to "remember you are gay"
    A screenshot of a google search for "memento homo" saying that the phrase translates to "remember you are gay"
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Apr 28, 2022
    possibly the cutest ever rendition of a bat, england, 13th century
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    May 12, 2022
    a plant, italy, 15th century
    a medieval watercolour illustration of a root vegetable resembling a turnip or radish, except it is blue and has a human face. its facial expression could best be described as nonplussed
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    @WeirdMedieval
    Aug 16, 2023
    amazing medieval words you should definitely add to your vocabulary, a thread:
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