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Mrs. Jones
@WeeboJones
Bar certified online silly person Dick size 90.001 ft Pronouns: Your Majesty/Royal Highness I just want peace.
Joined May 2016
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    Your ALL my accountabilibuddies now. Every time you see me online (That's not the weekend or a holiday) I need you to pester me about if I've hit my word count for the day and then shame me for procrastinating when I inevitably haven't. TYIA
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    Replying to @Billem_DaFoe
    No one ever asks themselves "What is it I am doing/not doing that killed her sexual attraction to me" in these situations and it shows.
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    Replying to @madelinebilis
    You gave that 6 year old doggo less than 6 months training to turn around a lifetime of trauma and fear... and then you euthenized her when you couldnt get her to adjust quick enough. No back pats for you for this. That's just cruel.
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    Replying to @Rothmus
    The bear wouldn't take it so personal, bro.
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    in honor of the Police officer who lost his life in the line of duty today at Texas tech. You will be remembered
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    Replying to @drantbradley
    Ummmm... duh? One should strive to fine a stable peace of mind and traquility in ones self before imposing our presence on others...
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    Replying to @chaseharris98
    Bro giving nervous energy...
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    Gatekeep your communities from people who would do more harm than good. That's it. Thats the tweet.
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    Replying to @TheognisOMegara
    I'm sorry you got a D on your geometry test last week and that all your late homework is maked down 50% but NONE of that is torture.
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    Replying to @solutionbaddie and @Billem_DaFoe
    God forbid an adult male self reflect
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    Replying to @AITA_online and @AITA_reddit
    If women can wear just a sports bra to the gym and skin-tight leggings no underwear, cameltoe on full display then they can look away when a guy wears his compression shorts idgaf look away if you're uncomfortable. But some of yall arent ready to have that conversation...
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    Replying to @pampitttt and @Billem_DaFoe
    Well he said it fell off after they had a kid so it sounds like she doesn't a) have the bandwidth for intimacy b) pregnancy hormones tanked her sex drive if a) he could take some of her burdens off her plate to give her the bandwidth if b) the romancing option might work to
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    It doesn't take getting shot at to qualify using self defence. All three individuals whom kyle shot tried kicking him, beating him with a skateboard and pulling a gun on him befote getting shot at.