Nickhai, please return this poor mans ankles. Bring them to the main office as soon as possible. He also lost his ego but we are not sure where that is.
If one more person posts on their Snapchat story replying to someone else: “I’m just chillin... wbu” and tags 3 other people then I’m gonna lose my mind. In case you weren’t aware, there’s a thing called a group chat. Use it
I would just like to formally appoligize to @CarthageBarsto1. We lost to you guys earlier in the year and that’s on us. We gave you hope and belief that you could win tonight and I’m truly sorry for that because you guys never had a chance #22straight
Time to finally sign off from barstool. It’s been a fun run as the first and funniest local account. All the other schools can finally rest easy knowing I’m retired🐐✌️