“Help! My wife won’t initiate sex with me.”
Bro… she’s lying to you when she says sex isn’t that important to her.
She’s not attracted to you and she is being nice about it so as not to hurt your feelings.
You’re my driver.
You stop at a red light.
You start your Islamic prayers.
I am convinced you’re about to go ka-boom!
I decide I’m not follow you into Paradise.
I pepper spray you.
Sounds reasonable to me.
At my kid’s school, they showed Encanto on the big screen on a family evening.
Not one little girl cared about characters looking fugly.
They loved the movie and sang along.
I didn’t care about the movie because I’m a dude so I hung out with the other parents and drank tea.