Robbie
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Robbie
@Warwicktweets
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🇬🇧 RESTORE BRITAIN 🇬🇧
UK
Joined May 2012
- As Macron's UK State visit arrives the BBC coincidentally has a film crew ready to see a rubber boat punctured. We are being played.
- I'm reading a book about a WW2 RAF bomber pilot nursing his plane home from a Berlin sortie. One leg blown off. Then I read this.
- How come, with High Streets in decline, our village has 7 Turkish Barbers, all empty with no customers, and yet they drive Ferraris and Maseraties?
- This is Belfast, Northern Ireland. We respect the UK citizens that fought for us. Painted mural in respect.
- As a white, Christian, British Northern Ireland citizen, can I join the UK Thug Club?
- My nephew is a Queens Guard and was on duty earlier this year at Windsor Castle during the thunder storms. He received a direct order from his Captain to take shelter. Only discovered yesterday Her Majesty made the request. We are all so proud.
- My wife and I decided we don't want children.... we are going to tell them tonight
- An elderly lady rang our doorbell yesterday. She had been walking home but the heat got to here. Wife gave her a cold drink and got her calmed. This evening her son arrived with a bunch of flowers. We never met them before. Wasn't that heartening?
- My wife, Angela, a pharmaceutical inspector. At the bus stop beaten to the pulp. The ambulance crew didn't know how to lift her. Her right leg was wrapped around her neck. The attacker was fined £100. He didn't pay.
- The Government imports (illegal immigrants) approx the entire population of Northern Ireland every 2 years.
- Released from a French prison after serving 5 years. Jumps into a dinghy yesterday morning, living in an English hotel same day. Along with the other 1,000 that arrived at lunchtime. @pritipatel
