Quick programming note: Thrilled to say I've joined The Marshall Project as audience director. It's an important newsroom focused on the criminal justice system and I'm looking forward to supporting their great work.
Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar
We were at a 1030am showing of Oppenheimer and after he said "Now I am become Death" for the first time someone very audibly cracked a beer open
Cinema is SO back
An invasion is coming. This spring, trillions of cicadas will emerge from the ground around us, announcing their arrival with a cacophony of sound & piles of molted skin. Brood X – which arrives every 17 years – should appear sometime in May #nature#wildlife 🪲
Illinois’ Pritzker is the first governor I’ve seen to respond, on CNN now: "I reject the notion that the federal government can send troops into the state of Illinois"
This viral tweet complaining about the Little Mermaid casting being racist has a profile pic stolen from an Instagram model. The “half black best friend” pic is taken from god knows where, but shows up in a bunch of Pinterest BFF roundups
AOC on Instagram urging Republicans to vote for impeachment: "Stop pretending this shit is complicated, because it's not. You are either with the people, or with the mob"