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Ross Bolen
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Austin from Houston
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    Ross Bolen
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    Jun 10
    🛶 WIDOW’S BAY PODCAST 🛶 Widow’s Bay on Apple TV is one of the surprise smash hits of 2026. We discuss and review the first 8 episodes on today’s @ClamsAndCockles. Available now wherever podcasts are played including YouTube. Search “Oysters Clams & Cockles.” #WidowsBay
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    Ross Bolen
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    Aug 26, 2024
    Glacier hiking in this outfit is fucking hilarious
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    2Cool2Blog
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    Aug 26, 2024
    Ludacris drinking glacier water in Alaska
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    Ross Bolen
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    Nov 20, 2019
    I would punt this child 50 yards.
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    Quigs
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    Nov 20, 2019
    Imagine missing your connecting flight because Jacob Sartorius is making a TikTok when everyone is trying to get off the plane
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    Ross Bolen
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    Jul 27, 2024
    Me watching Olympic Women’s Water Polo at 8 o’clock in the morning
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    Ross Bolen
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    Jul 29, 2025
    Guys it’s a joke that she has great genes because she’s widely considered to be very hot. American Eagle is not pushing eugenics. They sell jeans. For the love of God, pull yourselves together.
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    Ross Bolen
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    Jul 9, 2024
    Houstonians currently being forced to check power outages on the Whataburger app. This is America.
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    BBQ Bryan
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    Jul 9, 2024
    The Whataburger app works as a power outage tracker, handy since the electric company doesn't show a map. Still nearly 1.9 million power outages.
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    Ross Bolen
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    Mar 23, 2021
    Deshaun Watson is either a legit sexual predator or this is one of the most ruthless character assassinations in sports history and either way holy hell.
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    Ross Bolen
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    Apr 4, 2025
    It’s like there’s a former Barstool intern running social for the White House now
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    The White House
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    Apr 3, 2025
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    Ross Bolen
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    May 20, 2019
    Bran: “I can’t be Lord of Winterfell. I’m the Three-Eyed Raven now.” *2 weeks later* Bran: “Bitch what the fuck you think I came all this way for?”
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    Ross Bolen
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    Aug 13, 2025
    I often think about the clutch move that dude made when he ordered Elon Musk a pizza at 2 AM.
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    Ross Bolen
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    Sep 16, 2016
    Eric Decker's wife is out here representing for her husband's dick size while he balls out. That's called true love.
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    Ross Bolen
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    Oct 5, 2024
    Type of shit I’m on today.
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    Freyja
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    Ross Bolen
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    Nov 20, 2022
    Not trying to get Brittney Grinered over a New England IPA
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    Ross Bolen
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    Dec 22, 2023
    Dapping up one of my wife’s best friend’s husbands whom I have hung out with 20 times and yet still cannot remember even the first letter of his name
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